Still waiting for that college PYT to for the movie show? Or, haven't mustered enough courage to even say hi to the office chick? And the that 'hunk' stealing all your would-be thunder right under your nose? Well, is it because he is the resident room freshener, drives that SUV and has a swagger that will put even George Clooney to shame? Well, you have not lost your chances yet. Here's a quick guide to how you can be an Indian with your pocket being pinched for less than Rs 500:
1. Axe/Set Wet Deoderant: topmost on the list because this will have women/girls/ladies of all shapes and sizes running towards you - Rs 160
2. Emami Fair & Handsome - all the 'cute' ones will treat you like their male alter ego - Rs 5 (chhota pack)
3. Dollar Club underwear you can fight the bad guys even with your eyes closed - Rs 150
4. Close-up toothpaste - you can keep laughing with your lady without embarrassment - Rs 50
5. Start motivating yourself by calling yourself on the phone - does not require money but some imagination - and say this to yourself at least a dozen times - "I'm not a loser"
6. With the change, treat your lady to streetfood and sit together on the river/seafront - this is a tried and tested formula
I added the last point since it's not so bad to have that experience after all, even if your means to that end differ.
(Prices are as accurate as possible)
6 comments:
LOL ... the 5th point was too good (inspiration galore) . but by the way .. we dont need all that , a li'l sense, respect and right humor will win u the last one w/o burning that 500. (tho u can save that for the coffee date ;D)
Well, to be a good partner, you don't need to spend even a penny I believe - which is why I added the last point :)
Looks like, its a well thought out and much pondered upon post :D
Hmm..
Good one though!
Good post... the last one is the best and one that will work for sure!! :)
Ha ha.. I still don't realize why so many promotions on men and their beauty! After all men will be men. And i doubt if all galz run after men to search men's dollar clubs!! Good one from you..
Ha ha some are necessities and others like emami and axe are big turn offs.Don't even know if people around me use it..but good one.6th one was the best :-) and yes saying yourself tht..I'm not a loser works(Rhonda byrne stuff).Good one...
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