Let's play the word play

Sugar, spice & everything nice - and don't forget the Johnny Walker on ice

Don't scoff, it's Absolut-ly a Smirnoff

There is Love, there is Sex, there is Dhoka - for Dawood bhai - it's all about Love, Hex & Khoka

My Name Is Khan, His Name is Toofan

Don't say Mayawati, say Malawati

Sonia Gandhi is no Indira Aandhi

Can you spot the Tiger hiding in the Woods?

Or would you rather settle for Sach who's still In?

Think of Stephen Court, and all that you see is Nightmare on Park Street

Want Youngistan to teach you Fizzics?

Or are you more interested in the KE2RNA+SA1F chemistry?

There is Malice in Thunderland; but don't forget the Hurt Hawker

Still, I find BlackBerries juicier than Apples

Because I'm too Bold, still iHope, that the Buzz of a tweet aint too loud,

or is it?